spiffyplustax asked: IT WAS ACTUALLY ME

5 Incredibly True Facts About My Other Best Friend Emily:

1. Her dream major in college would be the study of yolo

2. She is a firm believer that unicorns are a ridiculous myth and that people need to grow up

3. She loves things that have a lot of holes or a lot of circles near each other

4. She loves a nice big ol’ penis

5. She too also thinks this is like the cutest thing ever and will totally forgive me later

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Anonymous asked: red

I will do this anyway even though I KNOW THIS IS TORI

5 Incredibly True Facts About My Best Friend Tori:

1. She is a shemale (a chick with a dick)

2. She is in love with colored trechcoats (especially bright yellow or puke green)

3. She thinks that casual sex is the way the devil gets inside of you and that if you get an abortion your baby will be given to satan as a slave child. 

4. She loves really really long walks 

5. She thinks that these are some of the nicest things I have ever said about her and she will call me later to tell me how sweet this is. 

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itswinona asked: I don't have a question. I just love you. BOOP!

Anonymous asked: orange

6 facts about my hometown:

1. I don’t know like any of my neighbors

2. A taco place and a tea bar just opened here which is probably the most exciting thing that has happened here in my entire life except the new CVS.

3. The Arts and Crafts festival is the highlight of the Edgewood social season

4. The only fun thing to do is walk around.

5. I used to catch the kid from across the street peeping while I was changing

6. It is nothing like Westeria Lane which will make me sad forever